The Bearded Bastard

The Bearded Bastard Beard Oil

$ 35.00
  • The Bearded Bastard Beard Oil

The Bearded Bastard

The Bearded Bastard Beard Oil

$ 35.00

Woodsman

The original Woodsman Beard Oil is made of the finest natural ingredients for facial hair that they could find. It has a delightfully woodsy scent to it that will have you looking for your axe, putting on your flannel shirt, and getting ready to do some manly things indeed. Women and men will 'ooh' and 'ahh' at the brilliant luster of your beard and mustache. They might just hug you a little longer than you were counting on just to take in the fine woodsy scent of your magnificent and full facial hair.

Ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil, Safflower Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Natural Fragrance Oils, Olive Oil, and Castor Oil

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Scented with Texas cedar and other essential oils and extracts

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

Morocco

The Morocco Beard Oil is an exotic blend of essential oils and extracts — peppermint, cloves, Madagascar vanilla, Colombian coffee, and precious resins. Upon applying the beard oil you will almost find yourself taking a magic carpet ride to a Moroccan market, surrounded by exotic scents and sights, and ready for whatever adventure might present itself.  For a true man of the world, Morocco will have you daydreaming endlessly of spontaneous adventures to faraway places.

Ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil, Safflower Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Olive Oil, Castor Oil, Natural Fragrance, and Fractionated Coconut Oil

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Scented with exotic, essential oils and extracts

Simply Vanilla

This is the real deal — a truly all-natural vanilla beard oil. Long prized for its flavor and scent, the history of vanilla is the history of empires. First cultivated by the Aztecs and other Mesoamerican peoples, vanilla was introduced into Europe by Hernán Cortés in the 1520's. For 300 years the Spanish held a monopoly on the vanilla trade out of Mexico, until a 12 year-old African slave on the French-held island of Réunion discovered how to hand-pollinate vanilla, expanding production to the other side of the world. To this day, most of the world's vanilla comes from Madagascar, Réunion, and other islands in the Indian Ocean.

TBB depends on the finest natural ingredients and years of experience to craft a beard oil that's both refined and exotic. Named one of the 13 best beard oils in the world by Huffington Post UK, Simply Vanilla is a minimalist tribute to one of the finest ingredients in the world.

Ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil, High Oleic Safflower Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Castor Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil (MCT), Natural Fragrance

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth

Opium Den

Delightfully intoxicating, TBB's Opium Den Beard Oil is as fragrant and inviting as an Eastern market, yet laced with the dark richness of fine tobacco and smoldering resins. Cloves, vanilla, and coffee all enhance the experience to carry you to a place exotic and enchanting, yet tinged with a sense of danger and warning.

Ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Safflower Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil, & Natural Fragrance

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Scented with exotic, essential oils and extracts

Barista

TBB's Barista Beard Oil offers hints of roasted coffee, dark chocolate, and pine—a sensory step inside your favorite specialty coffee shop. Barista is their gift to those who enjoy the simple pleasures in life, but can appreciate the rich experience of quality culinary ingredients.

Ingredients

Fractionated Coconut Oil, Safflower Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Natural Fragrance, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Perilla Oil, and Tocopherols (Vitamin E)

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Scented with exotic, essential oils and extracts

Barbershop

Let TBB transport you back to your childhood, to those Saturday morning trips with your Dad. The small brass bell above the door chimed softly as you entered the shop. This was your first glimpse into the lives of men; full of frank, gruff talk and heavy laughter. Even the air seemed different here; heavy with the slightly medicinal scent of barbicide mingling amongst the various talcs and tonics with an occasional slight whiff of tobacco and leather that lingered under your nose. This is where men can be men.

Designed specifically to evoke that 1950's Barbershop smell, to those good old days with hints of calendula, eucalyptus, lavender, bay rum aftershave, and tobacco. This oil will definitely take you back in time.

Ingredients:

Sweet Almond Oil, Safflower Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil & Natural Fragrance.

  • Natural oils keep facial hair soft and reduce itchiness associated with beard growth
  • Scented with exotic, essential oils and extracts

R.E. Byrd

These may be the last 3 of this scent left for sale on the planet. This scent is a slightly kicked down version of the Woodman beard oil. Light in scent, but hints of cinnamon and peppermint help make this ode to R.E. Byrd a warm counterpart to TBB's best seller. Get it before it's gone forever. 

Ingredients

Saflower, Jojoba, Argan, Fractioned Cononut Oil, Meadowfoam, Vitamin E, Hemp, Pomegranate, Castor, Olive Oil & Natural Fragrance. 

 

1 fl. oz. glass bottle with laser-etched Walnut label

Includes shaker insert to make dispensing easy

Made by hand in Austin, TX

 

May contain allergens. Test in a small area before use.

 

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